The wondrous world of sex with non-thin women

I have been spending a lot of time recently perusing the internet for things of interest or funness or note. Though this has unfortunately, meant a lot of time scouring the kind of peer review and recommendation sites apparently mainly peopled by spotty 15-year-old boys in their bedrooms who will promote anything involving girls in bikinis, because they’ve never touched one … and simultaneously things about fat women in the public eye in order to point out that they wouldn’t want to sleep with those.

Of course they’ve only got time to point that out because they have ten minutes before that date they have with Scarlett Johannson or Jessica Alba. Yeah, right. Because these little pricks could actually do soooooo much better.

[And sorry, I should have mentioned that those links will make you want to punch someone. They certainly did me]

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Like Wendy, I have availed myself of the services of a personal trainer. I’ve been going for four or five weeks and I really like it.

This morning, he asked me to do some step-ups on the PowerPlate, which is a strange vibrating sort of step. You do the same things on the PowerPlate that you would on a step like what Wendy has, except that the vibratingness works your core muscles (not like that!) and improves your balance, strength and posture. I had to put one foot on the step, lift myself up off my back foot so that I was balancing on the foot on the step, and then raise two dumbbells up above my head and back to shoulder level, then step back down, then do it again. (I am not describing this very well.)