Q&A

*mumble mumble*

What’s that Anna?

srywenquie

Louder?

I’m Sorry I went Quiet

Well done. And what else?

huh?

What else were you going to say to all the nice ladies and gentlemen?

oh.

Come on. We haven’t got all DAY, Anna. Get on with it or I’ll hide you behind a ‘read more’

I was BAD.

Well done. Now tell them what you did.

but but but but but but

TellThemWhatYouDID

I couldn’t write because I Went to Italy and I went to Crufts and I got really busy and I had loads of work on but also I hardly had time to go to the gym and I ate quite a lot of bad. Like cheese and pizza and cured meats bad. And pastries and ice cream. And booze. Just all kinds of bad.

And the rest ….

and I didn’t want to tell you because I thought it was embarrassing and then I didn’t want to weigh myself because I was scared and then I did weigh myself and I hadn’t put on any weight at all, which was totally flukey and then I was scared of telling you because it seemed really improbable and so I reckoned it must have only happened because of magic and I thought if I mentioned it out loud I might break the jinx.

And that was?

Quite stupid, yes.

And what are you going to do?

Am going to write more often and betterer.

Promise

Ysssss.

Good girl. Now you can go to bed. No, I promise I won’t murder you in your sleep now. You’ve done very well.

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God I’d be a really bad nanny.
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